Lily Allen Has Nipples

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Lily Allen’s music is happy and bouncy and makes you feel good, but then you read her lyrics and you realize that she might be a psychopath. Sorry, that’s just my long-winded way of saying, here are Lily Allen’s hard nips in a black shirt. Too bad she’s unpretty, because crazy chicks who like to get naked are great. However, ninja mercenaries who remove Lily Allen’s brain for me so I can put it in Megan Fox’s head are even greater. Will history remember them as heroes? I’d certainly like to think so.

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