Natalia Bush is a kinda famous Spanish model who is on Italian television or something like that. To be honest, I didn’t really bother to read the rest because I thought it might be a lie. Mostly because models and chicks on TV don’t have mustaches and zits on their ass. Or sideburns. And they aren’t 6’2″. And they aren’t aliens who come to Earth to hunt humans as trophies. That’s right, Natalia. You thought nobody knew. Well, sweetie, game on.
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