Matthew McConaughey is Drunk Again

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With his girlfriend, Camila Alves, due to give birth to his first child sometime in August, Matthew McConaughey is glowing with anticipation and excited about his future as a father. He celebrated that future on June 6th like any normal man would. By going to Nicaragua, getting piss drunk, and trying to bang any woman he could get his hands on. Woo hoo! Star Magazine reports:

He was acting like an out-of-control 18-year-old,” claims an eyewitness who was at the bar. “He already seemed to be drunk when he arrived alone, and he only got worse from there on. He was putting the make on every woman in his path, throwing his arms around them and trying to kiss them, and trying to dirty-dance with a few out on the floor. But he was a mess, slurring his words and stumbling around. “A few minutes after he finally left the bar, someone found him searching through a sewage ditch outside. When they asked him what he was doing, he mumbled, ‘I’ve lost my flip-flops!'”

I have to admit, this is pretty bad. Getting drunk and trying to have sex with random chicks just isn’t cool, man. Because drunk sex takes too long. And I have places to be. Yes, sweetie, you only get three minutes. What, did you think I was in love all of a sudden?

McConaughey and Camilla on June 15th:

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