Dolly Parton Might Sue Howard Stern

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Howard Stern’s staff occasionally likes to have their way with celebrity audio books by ripping the audio and piecing it back together into a blend of comedic vulgarity. Recently they did this to one of Dolly Parton’s audio books, but Dolly ain’t laughin’. Reuters reports:

I have never been so shocked, hurt and humiliated in all my life,” Parton said in a statement on Wednesday. “I cannot believe what Howard Stern has done to me. In a blue million years, I would never have such vulgar things come out of my mouth. They have done editing or some sort of trickery to make this horrible, horrible thing. Please accept my apology for them and certainly know I had nothing to do with this.”

She concluded: “If there was ever going to be a lawsuit, it’s going to be over this. Just wanted you to know that I am completely devastated by this.”

At this point Dolly looks like someone who was crudely pieced together with body parts from different people, toys, and maybe robots, so I don’t know why she’s so mad. It seems like a natural progression to me.

Here’s the audio. It’s very NSFW, so you’ve been warned:

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