American Idol Butchered Andrew Lloyd Webber

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It’s unclear exactly how many little boys in choke collars were found in Andrew Lloyd Webber’s attic for him to agree to let American Idol use his music, but needless to say, it was a complete disaster. Like Brooke White, who apparently forgot she was singing Evita at about 17 seconds into the song. Please keep in mind that she had a whole week to learn the lyrics. A week. I’ve never sang Evita either but unless the lyrics were somehow magically replaced by the Dead Sea Scrolls, I’d be pretty confident about making it past word ten.