Sophie Monk Has Tight Clothes

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This ass is proof that starving yourself on a steady diet of cigarettes and caffeine works. Breast implants work, too. So do collagen lips. So does being engaged to one of the douche Madden twins. And stepping in shit. OK so, to recap, starving, cigs, coffee, fake tits, fake lips, douche and shit splatter – this is the way to the natural beauty that is Sophie Monk. Work it, bitch.

P.S. Somebody please tell her to tuck her tag in. I’m OCDing over it big time.