Marilyn Monroe Has a Sex Tape

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15-minutes of 16mm footage of Marilyn Monroe performing oral on an unidentified man sold for $1.5 million to an unnamed New York businessman. Keya Morgan, a famous memorabilia collector, discovered the film while doing research for a documentary about Monroe’s life. Morgan brokered the deal with the son of the FBI informant who made a copy of the footage before it was confiscated by J. Edgar Hoover. New York Post says:

The footage appears to have been shot in the 1950s. When it came to light in the mid-’60s, then-FBI Director J. Edgar Hoover had his agents spend two weeks futilely trying to prove that Monroe’s sex partner was either John F. Kennedy or Robert F. Kennedy, according to declassified agency documents and interviews, Morgan said. The silent black-and-white flick shows Monroe on her knees in front of a man whose face is just out of the shot. He never moves into the shot, indicating that he knew the camera was there, but Monroe never looks at the lens, said Morgan, who saw the footage.”

Jesus, this guy really should have put his face on camera. To reiterate, he was getting a blowjob from Marilyn Monroe. That’s the sex tape equivalent of a home video of him dunking on Bill Russell or pistol-whipping Joseph Stalin.