Pink is at the Beach

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2001’s international pop sensation, Pink, was in Malibu this weekend with some dude and an unfortunate bikini. Pink is the dude in the bikini. It’s hard to tell how in love with yourself you have to be to look like Pink and tattoo bows on the backs of your thighs, but I’m guessing it’s a lot. Considering I’d rather have sex with an electrical fence, I’d say it’s way more than the agreed upon definition of “a lot.”

Update: The unconfirmed undead vampire in these pictures is Todd Morse, guitarist for Juliette Lewis’ band. This dude’s in a chick band and he might be dating Pink. Oh boy, how did he get so lucky?!