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Bon Jovi guitarist, Richie Sambora, was arrested at 11:00 p.m. last night after Laguna Beach police pulled him over after they witnessed him driving his Hummer erratically. Here’s a hint: he was really drunk. TMZ says:
He failed numerous field sobriety tests and was detained for DUI. At the station Sambora opted to take a blood test rather than blow into a breathalyzer. Laguna Beach PD Sgt. Jason Kravetz tells TMZ “At this point there’s no indication of drugs.” There was a female passenger in the car at the time of the arrest. Sambora was released around 4:00 AM this morning.”
People who like Bon Jovi and Hummers are usually douchebags, so you can imagine what would happen if somebody who is actually in Bon Jovi drove a Hummer. I don’t have the charts and data in front of me, but I’m almost positive it would create some kind of douchebag wormhole that would suck up nearby lifeforms and send them to the farthest reaches of New Jersey.
Update: Sambora could now be facing child endangerment charges after police say he was driving drunk with his 10 year old daughter, Ava, and another juvenile in the vehicle. I don’t know, that seems like it would be me more expensive than ripping this scumbag apart by horses.
