Tom Cruise Had an Expensive Birthday

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Tom Cruise is allegedly the 2nd-highest ranking member of Scientology, so imagine if Scientology is Christianity, then imagine what happens when the 2nd-highest ranking person in Christianity has a birthday. Nobody throws Jesus a $100,000 party aboard a Scientology cruise ship (“Freewind”) that’s used mainly for slave labor and immunity from criminal and civil liability. But they throw parties for Tom Cruise. That’s right. Step off, Jesus.

Hat tip to Gawker for their coverage today, and thanks to the people who prefer to remain anonymous who emailed the video.

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