Amy Winehouse is a Radiant Beauty

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I know it’s hard to imagine Amy Winehouse being any sexier, but that’s not until you realize she’s just been diagnosed with impetigo – an infectious, bacterial skin infection that covers your body with blisters and scabs. Ooh la la! People says:

It’s a bacterial skin infection that causes pimple-like lumps – and is “is highly contagious, and scratching or touching the sores is likely to spread the infection to other parts of the body as well as to other people,” according to the Mayo Clinic’s Web site…”She’s fine,” a pal tells PEOPLE. “She’s not hiding away. She’s never been one to care what people think.”

Amy Winehouse is repulsive in just about every way you can possibly think of, so I imagine the adjustment period of seeing her wander the streets of London like some junkie leper won’t take as long as people might think. It’s like pouring acid on a burn victim. I appreciate your enthusiasm, but uh, I’m not seeing how it would make that much difference.