Amy Winehouse Was the Big Winner

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Although she was unable to attend the 50th Annual Grammy Awards last night because her visa application was rejected, Amy Winehouse pulled off a near clean sweep. Winning five awards (Record of the Year, Best New Artist, Song of the Year for “Rehab,” Best Vocal Album and Best Pop Vocal Performance), Winehouse’s only loss was to Herbie Hancock for Album of The Year. Us Magazine reports:

After accepting her award, an emotional Winehouse, who was joined on stage by her dad and mom, thanked her parents, record label and “incarcerated Blake” – her husband, who has been behind bars since last last year. “I can’t believe I’ve won 5 awards. It’s a shame I couldn’t be there to accept the awards but I’m so proud and happy that I had the opportunity to perform for the Grammys in my hometown of London with my family and friends around me,” she said. “Thank you, thank you, thank you!”.”

Amy Winehouse is a unique talent, so I guess it’s good she’s getting as many of these out of the way as she can. Because the only other thing Amy Winehouse is good at is sucking up drugs like a Dyson. If you stacked up all the drugs Amy Winehouse has ever done, you could steal the hen that laid golden eggs.

Amy allegedly “leaving rehab” last week: