Amanda Bynes is Wasting Time

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Has Amanda Bynes always looked like this? If so, shouldn’t she have a sex tape by now? I mean, she was on Nickelodeon, and we already have this and this, so she needs to ratchet up the slut pretty soon, or she’s gonna get passed by. She’s 22, so she better hurry up. She won’t be this cute and hot for long. She’s like puppies in a basket or baby ducks in a bathtub, except with a way more accommodating vagina.