Madonna Wants You All To Leave

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Page Six has another “Madonna is a massive bitch” story today.

The pop queen paid a visit to the Reebok Sports Club on Columbus Avenue Saturday morning for a yoga class. According to a member of the class, when Madonna started talking to the instructor and he told her talking wasn’t allowed, she replied, “I need to speak to you,” and then said to the class, “I want you all to leave.” The teacher left with all 25 students. Madonna remained in the room practicing and wouldn’t leave when a 10:30 a.m. dance class was to start. Madonna’s rep said, “That sounds unlikely.”

Man, I bet that was really scary. There’s no telling what kind of damage a 90 pound, 50 year old lady in a leotard is capable of unleashing. I find it’s best to just leave them alone. Old people are cranky. This yoga instructor dude better be glad this wasn’t Madonna’ s nap time, he might have ended up with a band-aid.