Zac Efron is All Man

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Vanessa Hudgens likes to take naked pictures of herself and post them on the Internet. Her boyfriend, Zac Efron, likes how women’s makeup can accentuate his best features while minimizing his trouble areas. MSNBC reports:

She wants to date a man, not a little girl,” an insider revealed to Star. “Vanessa told (Zac) to stop being such a sissy and freaking out when he gets blemishes.” The source went on to claim Zac nearly bailed on a birthday bash for Vanessa’s little sis, Stella, last month after spying an enormous zit on his cheek. “He just flipped out. He knew there were a bunch of girls at the party who worship him – and he didn’t want them all staring at his pimple.” Once the teen queen offered up her tube of concealer, all was well – for Zac. “Vanessa doesn’t want to share makeup with her boyfriend,” the source said. “It makes her feel weird.”

When asked for comment, Efron put cotton balls between his toes and held up the key to his new Disney Princess Cinderella Talking Vanity. “It unlocks an interactive world of beauty!”, he screamed. Some adult assembly required.

Vanessa in Miami on December 1st: