Matt Damon is the Sexiest Man Alive

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Matt Damon was named People’s Sexiest Man Alive 2007 today, topping a list that included Patrick Dempsey, Johnny Depp, Ryan Reynolds, Javier Bardem, Will Smith, Adrian Grenier, and Ben Affleck. People says:

You’ve given an aging suburban dad the ego-boost of a lifetime,” Damon, 37, told People, explaining why he couldn’t possibly accept the crown – which perfectly demonstrates many of the reasons we chose him in the first place: irresistible sense of humor, rock solid family man, heart-melting humility.”

Apparently all the sexiest men in the world work in Hollywood, so okay, Matt Damon. Whatever. I thought guys like Matt Damon and I didn’t need labels, because we’re more concerned about the issues of the world. Like poverty and gas prices. Seriously, something has to be done about that. If gas prices get any higher, I won’t even be able to tip that Mexican dude who carries my golf clubs and ties off my yacht. Poor guy.