Michael Jackson is Still The Sexiest Man Alive

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Michael Jackson was in the October 2007 issue of L’Uomo Vogue magazine, and the photos from the shoot showed up online today. He’s just so damn bizarre that I couldn’t resist posting these. Is he an Asian girl now? A lizard-person? What the hell is that thing? I swear at this point I wouldn’t be surprised if he had his genitals removed and replaced with a fully operational espresso machine. “Would you like that latte Bad size or Thriller size? Hee-hee! Shamon!

See the rest of the photos at the source. Thanks, Renee!