Oscar De La Hoya is a Girl

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The sun wasn’t even down yesterday before Oscar De La Hoya’s handlers were screaming that the pictures of him dressed up in lingerie were fakes. However, the pictures were leaked by an unnamed Scores West stripper, and she has quite a few details that she’d like to share. Oh dear God. New York Daily News reports:

The photos are being peddled by a Scores West dancer, according to R. Couri Hay, the Gotham magazine columnist who scored the first interview with the twentysomething woman. “She says she took the photos at the Ritz-Carlton in Philadelphia on May 17,” Hay tells us. “I fully believe she is telling the truth. She had been reluctant to talk. But now that she’s being called a liar, she’s ready to sell her story. And, believe me, she has a lot of details.”…”He wore size 9 ladies shoes. He also liked wearing thigh-high nylons. He liked sex games. He and the girl would sit in a chair that they’d pretend was a motorcycle. He’d pretend he was the girl on the back of motorcycle. She’d be the guy. He’d grab her around the waist and squeal, ‘Faster! Faster!'”

I’ve sat here and tried, but I can’t think of any way this story could get any gayer. Maybe if the pictures showed Oscar wearing a mesh halter top or tying ribbons in a pony’s hair. I don’t know, maybe. But I think it’s safe to say the gay is pretty much tapped out.

De La Hoya’s baby mama and Playboy Playmate Shanna Moakler: