Victoria Beckham is Not Wanted

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Victoria Beckham has reportedly pissed off the management of the famed West Hollywood hotel, Chateau Marmont, mostly because she’s an attention whore. A source says:

She always lets the paparazzi know when she’ll be arriving. The Chateau Marmont tries to give celebs their privacy, and they hate her there. They like David [Beckham, her husband], though.”

She must have leprosy too, because this also happened last Tuesday:

Britney Spears turned up at the Chateau and the only table available was the one next to Posh. But Britney didn’t want to sit next to her, so she and her friend stormed off to Il Sole instead.”

Wait, for real? The only friends Britney Spears has are cigarettes and the voices in her head, so you’d think she try to make a friend any way she could. And unless Il Sole just came out with a barbecue and marshmallow sandwich, good luck trying to convince me that Britney showed up at a restaurant and didn’t eat. Ooh look, Britney! Bacon Bits!

Posh and David out shopping a few days ago: