Madonna is Ripped

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I always thought it was the gap teeth and the fake accent that turned me on, but boy was I wrong. Man, just look at those arms. You just can’t fake that kind of sexy. Guy Ritchie must pinch himself every morning when he wakes up next to this beauty. Scientists are still unsure why the UV rays of our Earth’s sun don’t kill her, but whatever, they’re just haters!

These other pictures are for no other reason than to show her carrying the same gigantic bag recently:

Image sources: Daily Mail and Xposure Photos