I must not be doing my job when a grandma in a bikini is one of the best looking things on the main page, but hey, whatever. She actually looks good. I hope that when I’m 52 like Janice I have a wife that looks like this. At worst, she’ll keep whatever 20 year old blonde I’m dating at the time from getting too full of herself. What? When did I say I was going to leave my wife? That was just pillow talk, baby.
Arm yourself with the best jokes for your large foreheaded frenemies.
