Catherine Zeta-Jones Has Too Much Money

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Apparently too good to use shampoo, Catherine Zeta-Jones spends two hours and $400 every time she washes her hair. The treatment, which she receives at the South Kensington celebrity salon, Hari’s, involves soaking her hair in truffles then smearing it with Beluga caviar that is flown in from Iran five days prior to her appointment. The Daily Mail reports:

Catherine discovered the caviar treatment last summer and was astounded by the difference it made to her hair,” said a source. She has an incredibly rich and vibrant natural hair color but the creamy, almost oily nature of caviar really brings this out, making the color even richer and making it so much more glossy. “The eggs are packed with omega-3 fatty acids necessary for the formation of structural proteins. It is these proteins that repair dry and damaged hair and smooth over any split ends.”

Man, I bet some starving homeless child can’t wait to hear the science behind Catherine’s shiny hair. Or is it that he can’t wait to beat her up and rob her? Probably beat her up and rob her. And maybe wipe her hair on some crackers. Then rob her again. I’m not sure about the order, but whatever is, it’s safe to say that she deserves it.