Victoria Beckham is Tacky and Cheap

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Victoria Beckham’s new jeans line, “that embodies the values of the Californian jet set lifestyle,” got ripped to shreds by her former boss, Robert de Keyser, founder of Geysered Fashion. He says:

The new Beckham range appears to be seriously overpriced for a line made out of a cheap fabric.”

Victoria Beckham basically looks like a call girl most of the time, so it’s really not surprising what she thinks should pass for everyday fashion. She’s so self-centered and delusional that she probably thinks it’s perfectly reasonable that buying clothes automatically qualifies her to be a designer. Look, I’m pretty good at fantasy football, but that doesn’t mean the Carolina Panthers are going to invite me to mini-camp and try me out at strong safety. Even though I sent in my highlight reel ten times already. I don’t know what the hold up is, those are real pillows I’m running through, man.