Johnny Depp is Patient

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If you’ve never seen the sheer insanity that is Japanese television, be sure to brace yourself and watch as Johnny Depp gets interviewed by four people standing in a line then watches a performance by some little kids on speed. I’m sure he’s had acid trips that were less random than this, but as usual, Johnny is unassuming and gracious. Not me. If I walked on this stage, I’d point and scream “Look, Gawdzira!” really loud, then run away. That should give me a reasonable head start.