Hugh Jackman Doesn’t Have Package Problems
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I’m not able to say Hugh Jackman without pronouncing it “Huge Jock Man,” so I don’t think he needs a pair of Ewan McGregor’s Wonderjocks. Besides, we’ve been together a lot of times, so I think I’d know. Granted, it was when he was choosing me, his alleged “stalker,” out of police lineups, but it’s closer than you’ll ever get to him, so suck it.