Melanie Griffith is Deflated

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Although she’s only 49 years old, Melanie Griffith was photographed out on a shopping trip in Malibu yesterday looking like my grandma. My grandma’s been dead for two years:

Dressed in cut-off white jeans, she showed the world that her knees have indeed suffered at the hands of gravity. Her unguarded appearance is a far cry from the polished look she revealed when she attended an event at the weekend.”

Yeah, no shit. This chick isn’t even in her 50s and looks like Swamp Thing. People exposed to gamma radiation don’t change this fast.