Larry Birkhead is Dannielynn’s Father

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In the least surprising news of the day, DNA test results matched Larry Birkhead as the father of Anna Nicole Smith’s blonde haired, blue eyed daughter, Dannielynn.

Larry Birkhead is the father. He just announced to the world, “I told you so.” The DNA results were unveiled inside and it’s a DNA match for Birkhead and Dannielynn.”

I can only assume Howard K. Stern was running around with a giant butterfly net trying to catch the dollar signs as they flew out of his pocket and into Birkhead’s hands. Larry Birkhead looks like he just won Powerball, except replace “won” with “years spent with the most inbred relatives ever,” and “Powerball” with “rich baby suffering from withdrawals.”

Source and more at TMZ

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