Pamela Anderson Has Expired

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I have no shame in saying that I would have hit this like the Tar Heel mascot ten years ago, but these new pictures of Pamela Anderson at the beach are just depressing. I’m sorry if my penis is a little nostalgic, but how did the blonde ideal turn into this mess? She looks like she was cursed by a gypsy. It’s sad when the star of Baywatch is the second thing in these pictures I would have sex with. At least the dog doesn’t have Hepatitis C. And let’s be honest, I’ve had worse.

Thanks to Paul for sending these in!