Guess What Lindsay Lohan is Doing

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Most experts would agree that completing rehab then proceeding to go out every night afterward might not be conducive to sobriety. Neither is being a self-destructive attention whore, like Lindsay. Damn, can’t she stay home at least one night a week? They won’t stop making parties if she misses one. Other than the time I assume she was drugged and gangbanged in the alley, I wonder if she’s ever been physically asleep before 12 a.m.?

Note: This is at DJ AM’s birthday party at LAX nightclub on April 1st.