Britney Spears is Delicious

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Britney Spears attended a photo op Lakers game the other night. When asked if she’d like something to eat, Britney replied, “No thanks, I’m already eating my acrylic nails.” When asked if she’d like ketchup with that, Britney replied, “No, my blood tastes better.” Later, while picking her zits, Britney asked, “Why doesn’t crystal meth taste like sugar? I like sugar, and crystal meth doesn’t taste like it. They should put it in sugar packets like they put sugar in sugar packets so it will taste like sugar.”