Joss Stone Wants You to Look at Her

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Joss Stone has been trying very hard to attract attention lately since she needs to sell her new CD, and producers like Dallas Austin have been helping quite a bit. Here she is doing her best Rainbow Brite impression and giving people a nice view up her skirt. I tried to care, but I don’t live in Care-A-Lot and I’m not a Care Bear. This trophy with a star on it which is tattooed on my chest is only there because I’m a champ. Plus, the guy who put it there while I was passed out drunk was really impressed by my oral skills. Don’t question me.

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