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Fergie doesn’t like bloggers, and that’s cool, but maybe she should spend more time trying to find out why her stylist doesn’t like her. Because there’s no way Fergie should ever be seen in public like this. Ever. Everything is covered up except her hideous face. I swear, the only good thing about any of these pictures is those ridiculous glasses. They at least mitigate some of the fug. Honestly, does Fergie sleep under a beehive or how does this work? How does a 30 year old’s face look like my wallet? Her body just begs to be bent over a couch, but God, what if she turned around? Good thing my penis refused to sign that release of liability form. Man, what smart guy he is.

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