POTC: At World’s End Trailer is Online

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The trailer for Pirates of the Caribbean: At World’s End premiered last night, and by the looks of it, it’s still about swashbuckling pirates and other things that don’t exist. Johnny Depp is still cool, Keira Knightley is still hot and Orlando Bloom is still the world’s most effeminate action star. When he fights, I’m always waiting for him to pull somebody’s hair or slap at them with his hands in front of his face. They should really just go ahead and dress him up in satin hot pants with the letter “X” on the butt and get it over with.

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