Nicole Kidman is at the Beach

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Here are Nicole Kidman and Keith Urban on vacation. I have a hard time making fun of Nicole Kidman since she’s a great actress and is one of the few A-listers in Hollywood who isn’t a self-absorbed asshole. And she really can’t help that she’s shaped like a stick bug. But then there’s Keith. You know he’s dying for a line right now. “Nicole is white, white like cocaine, I want to sniff her…” “Sand, sand reminds me of cocaine, powdery sand … gonna stick my face in the sand and snort it…”