Salma Hayek is Frightening

The only reason I know this is Salma Hayek leaving the King Road Cafe on Monday is because that’s what it said on the pictures. Other than that I’m just…damn, what the hell is going on here? This doesn’t look like paparazzi candids, it looks like a Bigfoot sighting. All that’s missing from the pictures is Baby Bop and some kids talking about the importance of sharing.

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