Marilyn Monroe is Not Anna Nicole Smith

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The news was dominated today by Anna Nicole Smith’s funeral in the Bahamas, so instead of making fun of the usual suspects’ obligatory grandstanding and overacting, here’s a rare set of Marilyn Monroe photos:

And I couldn’t help but be reminded of Aaliyah, who died too soon, in the Bahamas: