Angelina and Brad Aren’t Adopting Again. Yet.

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The reports that Angelina Jolie and Brad Pitt were set to adopt a Vietnamese boy after a Vietnamese source told US Weekly that the couple have filed papers with the US Citizenship and Immigration services have turned out to be false. The boy, from the Tam Binh orphanage in Ho Chi Minh City, would have joined Maddox (Cambodia), Zahara (Ethiopia), and Shiloh (Heaven) as part of Angelina’s plan have 10 children. A rep for the orphanage said:

Brad and Angelina have not been back to our orphanage since their visit in November. I’d only wish that they were adopting from us! There are many orphanages in Vietnam that they could adopt from, but it certainly is not us.”

I have nothing against the Vietnamese, my uncle with PTSD does, but I think Angelina should go ahead and adopt Sean Preston and Jayden James Spears. If she doesn’t, they’re gonna find those two at the bus stop or floating in the ocean in a raft they made out of paper towel rolls and Legos.