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The nasty somebody else’s hair/extensions that Britney Spears shaved off her head have been swept from the salon floor and are now for sale online (natch) along with her Red Bull, lighter and the clippers she used to shave her head. If you’ve ever looked at a matted hair clog in a locker room shower drain and thought, “Yummy, gotta get me some-a dat,” then you’re in luck – if you have a million dollars. Yes, that’s the minimum offer. My acrylic frame cluttered Wall of Fame has a space between the biggest dork from ‘N Sync and the biggest dork from New Kids on the Block, so if you buy (or wish you could buy) Britney’s hairball, then mail me your picture because, baby, do I have a new home for you.