Britney Spears is a Bald Headed Nightmare

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It appears as though Britney Spears has either officially hit rock bottom or has outed herself as a butch lesbian. Instead of washing her hair or gluing on more extensions, Britney opted to shave her head bald after she returned from her less than a day’s stay in rehab. She and her bald head then paid a visit to a tattoo parlor in Sherman Oaks, CA where she got yet another unoriginal tattoo (a pair of red and pink lips on one of her wrists). Is it possible for Britney to get less attractive? Maybe. She could decide brushing her teeth is also too inconvenient and pull all of them out. If showering continues to be a problem, she could peel off all of her skin. See, there’s ugly, but there’s always uglier.

Thanks to the hundreds of horrified people who emailed us.


Update: US Magazine is reporting Britney got two unoriginal tattoos. The second one was done on her hip – a black, white and pink cross. And to add to the insanity, they say: “Shop employee Emily Wynne-Hughes tells that Britney arrived at the parlor agitated and, when asked why she shaved her head, replied, “I don’t want anyone touching me. I’m tired of everybody touching me.” Hughes adds, “She wasn’t making sense at all and you could tell she’s not in a good place at all, and that she is totally freaking out.” Yeah, no shit.

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