Marisa Miller Should’ve Been on the Cover

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If you ever thought to yourself, “Man, why did they put Beyonce on the cover of the 2007 Sports Illustrated swimsuit issue?” or “Seriously, Beyonce? Can I get a refund?” or “I wonder if that’s horse or human,” then now you have more reason to be upset – Marisa Miller. I’m not sure exactly why they picked Beyonce when Marisa Miller should be on every magazine cover ever made. I dare you to find a body like this anywhere other than a lab or a female human/alien hybrid who’s looking to mate and breed. Marisa Miller could drink the blood of a bald eagle she just killed right in front of me, and I’d still ask her if she had any plans later.

From yesterday’s 2007 Sports Illustrated Swimsuit Issue party:

Check out goldenfiddle‘s Marisa Miller video (thanks, Spencer):