Anna Nicole Smith, Now With Video

Here’s the video of Anna Nicole Smith receiving CPR, but to be honest, you really can’t see much. It’s also in German, so I have no idea what the chick news anchor is talking about. She could be talking about Anna Nicole Smith or she could be telling Germany how I sucked my thumb and slept with a teddy bear until I was 17. Oh no, how did she know that!

Note: Splash News sold this video for $500,000 hours after Anna’s death.

Update: As of 9:20am EST, the official autopsy of Anna Nicole Smith began