Kelly Clarkson is Gorgeous

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Of course you’re gonna say Kelly Clarkson is fat, and you’d be right, but I’m just trying to figure how she’s such a big star but looks like a paperboy from the 1800s. I can’t tell if she’s going on tour or going on strike. At this point, Kelly Clarkson should just stop leaving the house because it just keeps getting worse. In two weeks, there will be pictures of her dressed like the Hamburglar. Yeah, keep telling me she’s pretty and it’s just these pictures that are “unflattering.” The best compliment Kelly can hope for when someone looks at these candid pictures is “My, she almost looks human! No, see, right there. No, there. See?”

Images via Just Jared

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