Britney Spears Wants You to See This

Here’s Britney hanging out at the Baby Phat show during Fashion Week. Also hanging out is the tag she “forgot” to remove from her dress. The XS can’t mean “extra small.” “Extra skanky” would make more sense given the fact that this is the second time in two years that she’s worn a bra and the entire thing is hanging out of that ill fitting dress. I could say she looks better here than she normally does, but it’s hard not to look good standing next to these mutants. You could stick Otzi, The Iceman mummy between them and the mummy would be the best looking person in the room.

Update: I think one of the mutants might be Jay-Z’s twin.