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So, here are the views from the crowd during Fergie’s performance at the pre-Super Bowl party in Miami on Saturday. Sorry. It’s hard to tell from these pictures if it was crazy glue or Criss Angel who made it look like she doesn’t have a penis, but hey, whatever. I’m just trying to figure out how watching Fergie prance around on stage was supposed to make me ready for the Super Bowl. Maybe if they covered her in honey and unleashed a bear on stage. Then after her vitals were back to normal, they’d put her behind a colt and poke it with a stick. Then they’d shoot her out of cannon into a net. Or a volcano. I don’t know, I’m still kinda working out the details.
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