Denise Richards is on Vacation

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If you’re toting around a cocaine stash holder, chances are you’re a pretty experienced cocaine user. So with all that experience, how do you practically miss your nostril when you do a bump? I was just wondering. That question was totally off topic, anyway.

Hey, look, it’s Denise Richards and Richie Sambora relaxing at the beach:

Thanks very much to Chris for sending these in!

Update (x2) – In case you’ve ever wondered what Denise’s labia looks like (NSFW):

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