AskMen.com has revealed their “Top 99 Most Desirable Women of 2007” and Beyonce Knowles was voted this year’s top “fantasy girlfriend.”
Voters were asked to consider qualities beyond sex appeal and beauty, such as “intelligence, humor, charisma and ambition,” according to the site. More than 8.5 million votes were cast, the Web site says. Knowles, currently co-starring in “Dreamgirls”, was followed by screen sirens Scarlett Johansson and Jessica Alba, supermodel Adriana Lima and actress Jessica Biel. Rounding out the top 10 were model Alessandra Ambrosio, singer Shakira, TV host Maria Menounos and actresses Angelina Jolie and Elisha Cuthbert.”
I should probably point out that I’ve looked at all 99 women, and my penis and I are formally demanding a recount. There’s no way this is right. Science hasn’t proven the existence of a wormhole that would take you to an alternate reality where Beyonce Knowles is hotter than Alessandra Ambrosio, Jessica Alba or Angelina Jolie, but I’m gonna go ahead and stake my reputation in the scientific community on the fact that it doesn’t exist. Whatever “qualities” the voters were asked to consider, let’s face it, it was just a bunch of dudes voting for the chick they wished their ideal girlfriend looked like. You could give any guy a 200 page list of qualities in a woman for him to choose from and it would sound like, “Ok, let’s see…blah, blah, blah…no…hell no…no…”Enjoys anal,” check. Okay, so do I like turn this in to you or…?”
Beyonce (w/Sharon Stone) yesterday at an amfAR gala:
Some of the losers:
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Top 10 Fantasy Football Running Back Keepers
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1. Trent Richardson, Cleveland Browns
At just 22 years old, Richardson is just scratching the surface of his potential and what he's shown so far has been impressive enough to warrant a keeper spot. The only knock on Richardson so far has been injury issues. Fortunately, none of those have been anything major. With Norv Turner running Cleveland's offense this year, Richardson is set to have a major season.
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2. Jamaal Charles, Kansas City Chiefs
Doesn't it feel like Jamaal Charles has been in the league forever now? Well, he hasn't and at just 25 years old, he is on the cusp of owning the NFL for the next few seasons. Projected to get 300 touches this season, Charles is the type of established stud that you can feel relatively safe in drafting for the long haul.
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3. Doug Martin, Tampa Bay Buccaneers
Like Trent Richardson, Doug Martin is a powerful runner who has good enough hands to keep him on the field for all three downs. Unlike Richardson though, Martin hasn't had any glaring medical issues. At 24 years old, Martin is poised to compete for the best back for years to come.
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4. LeSean McCoy, Philadelphia Eagles
Owners who draft McCoy is going to benefit from not only the rusher's extreme dual-threat talent but from having Chip Kelly as his head coach. The new Eagles offense under Kelly virtually guarantees that McCoy will have every opportunity to post ridiculous numbers in the next few seasons, barring injury.
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5. C.J. Spiller, Buffalo Bills
Last season saw C.J. Spiller emerge as a bona fide number one running back for the Buffalo Bills. This year should see Spiller make the next jump into a top five fantasy stud, a spot he should remain at for a few seasons. Underused last season, Spiller still managed 1244 rushing yards and caught 43 passes for 459 yards.
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6. Alfred Morris, Washington Redskins
Alfred Morris came out of nowhere last season to finish second in rushing yards (1,613), second in touchdowns (13) and fifth among feature backs in yards per catch (4.8). The only knock on him is that no running back is completely safe playing under Mike Shanahan.
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7. David Wilson, New York Giants
In week 3 of the preseason, David Wilson broke one open for an 84 yard touchdown. That pretty much sums up what Wilson can give you as a fantasy starter. Already a natural receiver, Wilson is still filling out his frame and in another year, he's going to be unstoppable. Right now he's simple really, really good.
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8. Giovani Bernard, Cincinnati Bengals
Giovani Bernard is one of two rookies that make this list as he has all the tools needed to succeed at a high level in today's NFL. Give him a season or two under his belt and he should potentially emerge as a top five, three down back.
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9. Eddie Lacy, Green Bay Packers
Eddie Lacy is going to have all the time he needs this season to show the Green Bay Packers he's the real deal. A throwback power rusher, Lacy is going to make his living near the goal-line and fantasy owners will love all the points he racks up.
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10. Lamar Miller, Miami Dolphins
Lamar Miller is the biggest question mark on this list but he makes it based on potential alone. The presumed starter this year for the Miami Dolphins, the former track star has all the right tools to put up big numbers this year. Plus, Miller is just 22 so whatever good he does this year, expect a lot more of it in the future.
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