Beyonce is #1

[Gallery not found] has revealed their “Top 99 Most Desirable Women of 2007” and Beyonce Knowles was voted this year’s top “fantasy girlfriend.”

Voters were asked to consider qualities beyond sex appeal and beauty, such as “intelligence, humor, charisma and ambition,” according to the site. More than 8.5 million votes were cast, the Web site says. Knowles, currently co-starring in “Dreamgirls”, was followed by screen sirens Scarlett Johansson and Jessica Alba, supermodel Adriana Lima and actress Jessica Biel. Rounding out the top 10 were model Alessandra Ambrosio, singer Shakira, TV host Maria Menounos and actresses Angelina Jolie and Elisha Cuthbert.”

I should probably point out that I’ve looked at all 99 women, and my penis and I are formally demanding a recount. There’s no way this is right. Science hasn’t proven the existence of a wormhole that would take you to an alternate reality where Beyonce Knowles is hotter than Alessandra Ambrosio, Jessica Alba or Angelina Jolie, but I’m gonna go ahead and stake my reputation in the scientific community on the fact that it doesn’t exist. Whatever “qualities” the voters were asked to consider, let’s face it, it was just a bunch of dudes voting for the chick they wished their ideal girlfriend looked like. You could give any guy a 200 page list of qualities in a woman for him to choose from and it would sound like, “Ok, let’s see…blah, blah, blah…no…hell no…no…”Enjoys anal,” check. Okay, so do I like turn this in to you or…?”

Beyonce (w/Sharon Stone) yesterday at an amfAR gala:

Some of the losers: