More SAG Awards Stuff

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Anne Hathaway is a brunette with a great rack, so you’d think it’d be scientifically impossible for her to be this boring. She’s like a Nicholas Sparks movie with less sexual tension. It takes a lot of work to make Katherine Heigl look like the lion from Wizard of Oz, so congratulations whoever you are. I’m just gonna assume you’re gay. Hey, Jaime Pressly is pregnant. When asked how she looked, 99 out of the 100 penises surveyed said they would still have sex with her.