Lindsay Lohan is Committed

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Lindsay Lohan took a break from rehab to get her Mercedes SL500 serviced yesterday, causing residents of the Wonderland treatment facility to complain that she is getting special treatment. Besides being upset with the fact that she has the “magic key to the front door,” they say “her peeps come to pamper her — a masseur, hairstylist, makeup artist, etc.”

On Monday, Lindsay left Wonderland for her condo. On Wednesday, TMZ spies spotted her at Newsroom Cafe having lunch with friends. And of course, yesterday’s field trip. The buzz is that as early as today, Lindsay will be back shooting her movie full-time.

Her always in denial publicist, Leslie Sloane Zelnik, says:

Lindsay is 100% not getting special treatment. She’s getting the same as everyone else. This isn’t the Betty Ford Clinic, it’s not a lockdown facility. There is personal time. All these naysayers who keep blogging and speaking out, like the ‘Today’ show, they don’t know what she’s going through, they’re not there. They shouldn’t speak until they’ve gone through something like that.”

So, I guess little Ms. Sloane Zelnick is calling me a “naysayer.” If I slayed dragons or lived in medieval times when this was considered an insult, this might offend me, but even then I’d still be trying to figure out what Lindsay’s publicist was talking about. What has Lindsay “gone through” exactly? Was she a P.O.W. or abducted by aliens at one point? No, she’s just a drunk. The only way rehab can help her is if they hold her hair while she pukes.

Lindsay and her diaper on January 25th: