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ParisExposed.com, a new website that launched Tuesday, has “itemized and digitized” the contents of a 6,000 square foot storage facility that were seized after Paris Hilton failed to pay her $208 bill. Bardia Persa, the creator of the website, says all items were bought through a broker.
[The website] boasts that it has an array of Hilton photographs, home videos, diaries, love letters, recorded phone conversations and phone numbers of friends and celebrities…Users must pay a monthly fee of $39.97 to gain access to the site, which promises footage of the 25-year-old heiress in a “sexy bubble bath” video. It also says it has various shots of Hilton in “racy situations,” and footage of her drinking with friends and using illegal substances.”
This website sounds like a good idea. Yet another good idea would be for me to keep my $39.97 and see all this shit for free. It’s Paris Hilton, dude. Everything this skank does will be on the Internet two minutes later. You’d have an easier time charging people to look at a sunset or a black guy to piss on you. They’d appreciate the offer, but chances are they were going to do it anyway.